Guitar tablature for "Kick Me" by "Vandals"

Artist: Vandals
Piece: Kick Me
Instrument: Guitar
Submitter: unknown
Tab provided by tTabs

-Standard tuning-

* = Strum more than three times

Pretty straight forward chord patterns

Verse
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3:--9*--5--7--:
4:--9*--5--7--:
5:--7*--3--5--:

Pre-Chorus
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3:--9-9-9--14--7-7-7--12--11--7--:
4:--9-9-9--14--7-7-7--12--11--7--:
5:--7-7-7--12--5-5-5--10---9--5--:

Chorus
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3:--9*--14*--14*--9*--:
4:--9*--14*--14*--9*--:
5:--7*--10*--12*--7*--:

Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of *** 
an animal on hand outs from an evil government 
I've always been a nobody, 
I'll never be a somebody, 
unless I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it 
so full of ***

Kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage 
Expose me, you know I'm stupid even for my age 
Please check out my ***ty band, the preachings of an anarchist, 
the government can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists 
so full of ***

Kick me. Kick me harder 
I need a good kick. 
My head is so think 
Kick me. Kick me harder. 
Rip me a new one. 
I don't even have an old one. 
I'm so full of ***.

Kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance 
And I end up a poet/role model buried in France 
I'm so high on pot & *** 
I think that I'm in Ancient Egypt 
Forgive me, but Seattle's Junkies don't speak for my generation 
So full of ***.